Fine

Sir,

Enclosed is a receipt for the £10 fine i had the pleasure to find on my windscreen last monday. I thank you for your effort in making Nuneaton a better place to drive to and park, but i must say that having a well lit panel explaining that parking is not free after 6pm would go a long way in getting public support for your good work.

I'm sure you'll understand that i've had made certified photocopies of the fine and the receipt. Just in case there was some poorly lit fine prints that i would have failled to read, or some problem in the post. One can never be so sure in these times when it's so easy to be mistaken for a cash cow.

You might be pleased to hear that i will choose to take my salsa dance classes to another Midland town. It is an activity i do to relax afterwork, i don't want to have to deal with unpleasanteries with like the matter at hands. So i will take my custom to the club in Hinckley, or maybe Leicester. But rest assured that parking convenience will be a factor in my choice.

Yours,

Remi Gauvain